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▸ Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.


Yeah it’s me :)

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Anonymous sent: Hey Elke, sorry for the bummer question, I've been cheated on by my partner of a year and I don't know what to do. Advice?..


I have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to cheaters but unless you’re sure that you guys can figure it out together and can talk about the whole issue tell them to piss off and never look back.

If you still want to be with this person the burden of restoring trust is on them and they better know it and take the time for it. Be open for conversation about the issue and don’t let things that really bother you go unsaid. I have a lot of friends who have been in this situation and are still in strong and loving relationships with their long term partners and managed to work it out. 

Don’t feel responsible for your partner’s shitty choices and behavior that’s all on them, don’t let your mind convince you otherwise. The dumbass train only has room for one driver at a time and it isn’t you who crashed it.

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Color My Inbox

Red ~ I'm in love with you.
Orange ~ I think I love you.
Yellow ~ I think you're amazing.
Green ~ I find you mildly attractive.
Blue ~ You're beautiful.
Purple ~ You're hot.
Plum ~ I would date you.
Violet ~ I would fuck you.
Rose ~ I would build a fort with you.
Aqua ~ I would share my cookies with you.
Amber ~ I want to know more about you.
Cream ~ Let's get coffee.
Brown ~ I want to hug you.
Olive ~ I don't find you attractive in the slightest.
Grey ~ I wish I had never followed you.
Black ~ Delete your Tumblr.
White ~ FB, Yahoo, or some other means of contacting you please.
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a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

albus severus: dear mum and dad
albus severus: i was in the library today
albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
albus severus: and i would just like to say
albus severus: are you fucking serious
albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
albus severus: just literally anything else please
albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
albus severus: bloody hell
albus severus: yours sincerely,
albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit
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We go forward.


twitter | facebook

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I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 


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the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

especially if it’s a kiss

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oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 








jesus christ

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here is a picture of stephen hawking running over jim carreys foot with his wheelchair

I do not believe I could ever want more out of life than this photograph

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